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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Europe cuts interest rates as Trump's tariffs loom - BBC
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Europe will have to be more Tenacious to land its first rover on the moon - TechCrunch
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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What are the signs of mild autism in a child?
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Is it mandatory for restaurants to wash glasses after every use?
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
New model helps to figure out which distant planets may host life - Phys.org
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Elden Ring Nightreign devs confirm they’re working on a duos mode - Polygon
Then came..
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Do you think Taylor Swift will pay a price in the marketplace for endorsing Democrats?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
AI risks 'broken' career ladder for college graduates, some experts say - ABC News
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Are female judges more lenient than male ones?
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
S&P 500 scores best May since 1990, but stocks end month with fresh tariff worries - MarketWatch